How Is This Art: Duchamp

Just think of him as Syndrome in The Incredibles

I think modern art is like Marmite, you either love it (and kind of get it) or you hate it (and definitely do not get what they are trying to achieve). It’s probably a bit more violent than reactions to Marmite. Some people get truly furious when confronted with modern art, because why are these artists famous? Why are they rich? Why are they even honoured with the term ‘artist’? Take Duchamp’s Fountain (1917), for instance. It is a urinal. Yet, thousands of essays, journals and books have been published dedicated to this ‘piece’. Is it art? Or is it just a urinal?
Fountain (1917) 

Researching Duchamp recently, I keep asking myself these questions. When I first began my reading into Dadaism (the movement of which Duchamp was a pioneer), I was secure in my belief that it was a group of men creating rubbish who have been given far too much fame and inflated influence. They seem to get away with the fact they are terrible at art by saying their whole shtick is to create ‘non-art’ and anarchy against conventional art forms.

Well, that seems like a weak effort to just grab a urinal, label it a ‘ready-made’ and say you’re doing it to protest against art. Right?

Maybe… but maybe not.
In this situation it is important to think about the context of Dada. It emerged during and after WWI, when many young artists had been killed. They held ‘respectable society’ responsible for the state of Europe. These were the elite who visited galleries and sat on art boards and judged what was ‘in’ and what was ‘out’. Artists like Duchamp wanted to attack them in the ways they knew how- by creating art that ridiculed the entire discipline.
In Advance of the Broken Arm (1915)

Of course, like every other art movement in history, they were also obsessed with being ‘new’ and coming at art from a revolutionary, untouched angle. In this case, they decided it should be about making normal, everyday objects into art. They were interested in how mechanical tools could symbolise the human body. (Yep, sounds pretty weird but stick with me…)

Duchamp declared that objects became works of art as soon as he said they were. As soon as he picked up something (like a coal-shovel) it ceased to be a mundane item and became a masterpiece. Just looking at it made it art. Yeah, that’s where In Advance of the Broken Arm (1915) comes in. It is a revolution against the old ideas of ‘Art’, because it flips all preconceptions of standards and talent on their head. By making everything art… nothing is art. Just think of Duchamp as Syndrome in The Incredibles
 
When everything is art, nothing is.

 Now we get more complicated with Duchamp’s other iconic DADA piece The Bride Stripped Bare by her Bachelors, Even (1915). Also known as The Large Glass, the meanings behind it are pretty out there. In an effort to avoid standard paint and canvas, Duchamp represents bodies with items like a sieve and chocolate grinder. The ‘Bride’ in the upper corner is made with wire but is supposed to be undressing seductively. The nine ‘bachelors’ underneath try to get her attention. Gas (representing desire) flows from the bachelors around other objects. Duchamp was trying to humorously show machines falling in love.
The Bride Stripped Bare by her Bachelors, Even (1915)

It was accidentally shattered in 1927 while returning from an exhibition in Brooklyn. Because of the cult-like following behind Duchamp, myths emerged that he had always intended for the glass to break and the exact shatters to appear. He said it showed the flow of the relationship between men and women and declared the piece was finally finished. Not gonna lie, I call bull on that one. I don’t think you can say an entirely accidental breakage was always part of the plan, but it kind of shows how fluid the idea of ‘art’ had become in Dada, which is still quite an interesting idea.

Yep. 
Duchamp eventually gave up art in favour of becoming a professional chess player, which just adds to the whole joke of his career. Who knows, perhaps Duchamp really was taking the piss the entire time, seeing how long his jokes could enthral the snobs of the art world? If this is the case, it’s still working, because here I am writing about it, and here you are, reading about it.

I’m still trying to decide what side of the Marmite debate I fall on. Should Duchamp be listed in the same books as masters including Degas and Da Vinci? I think it’s ok to hate Duchamp’s work, I think he’d probably enjoy the fact we are still talking about it, 100 years later, trying to pin art terms onto objects he found around the house.

And, let’s all be honest, Vegemite beats Marmite anyway. 









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My First Trip to Urban Outfitters

I consider buying a small cactus for £7.



Yes, I could be kicked out of Bristol for saying this but until today I had never shopped at the Holy Grail that is ‘Urban’.  I hadn’t realised it was a thing until Uni, when it quickly became clear that it was the Go-To for anything mesh, faux-vintage or sporty-when-you-don’t-really-do-sport.



Entering Urban Outfitters is like breaking into the wardrobe of any student. There are so many different types of fashion here, from floral chiffon to chunky FILA sweatshirts. I think anyone could see themselves buying something (if you are willing to miss meals to be able to afford it).

The main test in Urban is you cannot question the relevance of any of these things 

The photo-booth and tables of journals and neon signs and light-embellished curtain really shouldn’t work here but actually really do. I don’t know what they add to the experience of trying on ‘reworked’ adidas, but, there you go.


Just some light reading 

Seeing as it is Valentines day soon, there is a stall dedicated to the theme. I sidle up expecting some cute clothes decorated with hearts. Instead, I see completely transparent t-shirts, shorts and bras, topped off with a sex-position book. I guess if you wear some classic Reeboks, it’s acceptable to pull out Position of the Day Playbook on the Number 16 for some light reading. I casually scuffle away from the stalls trying to look unfazed.

Neither Vegan or Norwegian, but I want these books 

Vegan positions and hygge aside, I am actually surprised by how much I love the clothes. From nights out to chucking something on for a lecture, I am already creating outfits in my head. I rock up to the cloak-room with 14 items and come face to face with one cushion that demands I have GOOD VIBES and a cat pillow, clearly judging how keen I am.

Everyone knows that cat is cooler than I am 

 For a few seconds, I consider shoving all the bright mustard throws and marble-pattern sheets into a bag, dragging them back to Stokey-B and completely redecorating my room. Then realise I would probably have to sell my soul to do so and instead throw another nearby t-shirt onto my pile.

In most other shops this would not be ok, but Pink Polar Bear Chic works here. 
The guy in the changing room helps me with my items. I am about to excitedly tell him it is my first time in Urban Outfitters, but I clock his edgily vintage bright-pink sweater and edgily edgy facial hear and decide not to engage in conversation. The changing rooms are wooden and the doors have drawn on key-holes because why go for a curtain when you can have that? I have to say I’m pleased there are doors not curtains so no one can peek round the edges and see how keenly I’m trying everything on and posing in the mirror for far longer than is acceptable.

I feel like my bedroom would be improved with every single one of these cacti pots.
I try on a good range of things, from crop-tops to denim skirts, to sweaters to plaid shirts, but most of them have a grungy, effortless vibe (or so I think as I put effort into posing grungily and effortlessly in the mirror). I particularly like the Calvin Klein crop-top. I’ve never been into an actual Calvin Klein store because I think they’d kick me out for not having a six-pack, but it doesn’t seem so daunting when it’s on a rack next to books that read You Are So Awesome or The Avocado Cookbook. So I try on a grey crop-top with a plaid shirt. It’s an ensemble I wouldn’t normally think of but I think inspiration came to me somewhere between the vintage record-player and the cactus-shaped candles.
The hair-shooshy thing is completely unposed 
I’m enjoying glaring at myself moodily and shrugging on clothes that all look good together. Then I look at the price tags… It’s hard to look effortless in an outfit that would eat up a large percentage of my student loan. Once the prices are taken into account, I realise the Calvin-Klein crop top is just a stretched bit of grey fabric with the name of a 74 year old man printed on my rib cage. I also notice the plaid shirt could easily have just fallen off the hanger in my Dad’s cupboard. Yes, the Adidas dress is also just a bit of fabric with a logo but I have to come away from my first Urban Outfitters trip with at least one prize, ok?

Sad to admit this is potentially the most edgy thing I've ever owned... 
As I head for the till, I think for a second about the cactuses. How many of my books could I stuff under my bed to leave room on my shelves to start a spikey plant collection? I decide over-thinking my décor is too uptight and is not good-vibey enough for this place. I leave the shop clutching the paper bag which defines my student identity more than my U-Card. 


In its rightful place at the front of the 16 Bus. 
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